Am apparently incubating a wee baby unicorn

So, I've a new pregnancy malady to share: The baby has decided to take up residence in the far, top left side of my uterus (maybe she gets better television reception over there) and spends most of her day poking me with something decidedly sharp like a foot, hand, elbow or antler. It's a very odd sensation--feels almost identical to a "stitch" that you get in your side from running too much or a sharp gas pain. It shocks me to know that my uterus extends that far over to my side. Makes me wonder how on Earth my uterus will ever go back to it's pre-pregnancy, small-pear size.