You should really be watching Dog The Bounty Hunter, Bra

It's the best show on tv. I love Dog and his buxom wife, Beth. Even though, on the surface, they're your typical white-trash people, I'm always amazed at their kindness and the sage advice that they offer the criminals that they catch. They're usually full of compassion for them and I always get tickled when they offer the hand-cuffed fugitive a cigarette and light it for them, as it dangles precariously from the fugitive's mouth. I'm also always amazed at the bulbousness and gravity-defying hijinks of Beth's boobage. And, who wouldn't be amazed at the gravity-defying hijinks of Dog's hair? I haven't seen hair like that since my prom picture, circa 1991.

An explanation about the term, "Bra" in the title of this post: Dog The Bounty Hunter takes place in Hawaii, and apparently, "Bra" is a local term of endearment, such as, "Hey, Bra. What's up?"--sort of a variation of "Bro" or "Dude". It is in no way another mention of Beth's boobs. I'm not obsessed, I promise.