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I don't feel good. I'm not sick, but just don't really feel like myself. For your viewing pleasure, here's a list of things that I don't feel happy about:

• I'm sleepy. I went to bed at 8pm last night, but then got suckered into watching that stupid show, The Hills on MTV. After it was over, I couldn't go to sleep. Then, once I did fall asleep, I had a weird dream--but I know that I wasn't totally asleep--and somehow ended up obsessing about aliens coming into our bedroom (thanks, Ashley, for that one). I finally talked myself into going back to sleep because there's clearly not enough room in our backyard to land a spaceship.
  
• Our baby monitor broke. Technically, it still works, but the volume down button doesn't work, so it's either off (and I can't hear the baby at all) or it's FULL-ON VOLUME--which means that I hear EVERYTHING the baby does all night long.
• The internet is slow today. Grrr.
• The supposed cool front that the weather people have been enticing us with all week is stalling, which means no relief from this disgusting weather.
  
• Our cats ate one of our more healthy, pretty plants. They tend to take out their aggression toward us by eating our plants. We must've really pissed them off yesterday. Oh, and then they yacked plant parts on the floor.
  
• I've been eating leftover pasta everyday for lunch and everyday it gives me heartburn.
  
• There's nothing good on tv and I've now officially seen every episode of What Not To Wear and Vacation Home Search. Bugger!
• I've got a weird rash on my legs. Once I start to itch in one place, it travels and then my whole body gets itchy.